(Guest dia-blogger Anita)

Overheard at the tram stop

“I’ll be your guinea pigeon.”

Two guys in matching Holden racing team jackets.

“So what are you going to do?”

“Body Kit, Rims – alloy….”

(Guest dia-blogger Katie from East Timor)

President of East Timor Jose Ramos Horta at Dili Marathon.

“Watch out for the cannibals.”

Chinese Girl with broad Aussie accent.

“I speak Spanish better than I speak Chinese.”

Paunchy Bald Man 50’s

“One of the best lines in a movie is ‘never do business with family’.”

Kiwi girl 20’s

“I swear to God I would never, ever do business with family.”

Male 20’s Lygon Street tram am peak hour

“…well my throats a bit tickily and my nose is snuffily. It’s not that bad just a bit tickily and snuffily. I just wanted to get your recommendation, if you could tell me your recommendation. Yes that’s the recommendation I would make too.”

20 something girl on tram.

“It’s not the Doctor’s fault she doesn’t like her nose job. He’s just doing what he’s paid for.”

Scruffy guy late 20’s, peak hour morning tram.

“hey sweets, yeah I just rang to say I love you sweets, Ok I’ll see you soon.”

Female mid 40’s, Flinders Lane, Melbourne.

“oh I just want a man who wants to share a stubby on the couch after work, that’s all.”